I said, “Siri, I love you.”

Siri not available. Pls connect to the internet.

So I turned on my net and said it again:

“Siri, I love you.”

He answered, “I’m only here to serve you.”

And I said again, “Do you like me?”

He replied, “Of course, I am your friend!”

“But do you love me?”

He said, “Do what?”

I am friendzone. The way you did to me. 

Now, I am still alone. Waiting to be home to someone soon. 
What do I have to do? When even Siri can’t love me, too. Just like you.