I said, “Siri, I love you.”
Siri not available. Pls connect to the internet.
So I turned on my net and said it again:
“Siri, I love you.”
He answered, “I’m only here to serve you.”
And I said again, “Do you like me?”
He replied, “Of course, I am your friend!”
“But do you love me?”
He said, “Do what?”
I am friendzone. The way you did to me.
Now, I am still alone. Waiting to be home to someone soon.
What do I have to do? When even Siri can’t love me, too. Just like you.