Roasting the Crocodile

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Crocodile

Narrator: It is a lovely night at the seaside where a cruise ship is docked. In its dining hall, a fancy dinner party is being held for a famous pharmacist and innovator- Crisostomo Ibarra, PhD. by FDA Secretary Santiago Delos Santos.

[BGM: Piano Classic] [Audio: People talking and chatting]

The honorary guest is still in his room. Then another important guest arrives, it is Sec. Damaso of DOH. He arrived with beaming arrogance and mean demeanor.

[Audio: Flight of Bumblebee]

PDEA Director Guevarra: Magandang gabi po Sec. Damaso.

Sec. Damaso: Magandang gabi rin iho (*mataray na tono*)

Narrator: In his mind he want to punch Sec. Damaso for his attitude.

Sec. Damaso: Sino nga ba ang pangunahing pandangal at napakagastos naman ng hapunang ito.

PDEA Director Guevarra: Si Ginoong Dr. Ibarra po. Pero hindi po ban a mas malaki ang ginastos ng DOH sa TB-DOTS at pumalya ito.

Sec. Damaso: Aba matalim ang dila mo iho! Hindi porke’t may posisyon ka ay pwede mo na akong insultuhin.

PDEA Director Guevarra: Nagsasabi lang po ng pawing katotohanan.

Sec. Damaso: Put….

[Audiofx: Cruise ship horned loudly]

Sec. Tiago: Oh mga ginoo, anong nangyayari dito? Bakit parang may kaguluhan?

Narrator: Sabay na tumugon ang dalawa na may kasamang pekeng ngiti sa mga labi.

Both: Wala ito secretary. Nagbibiruan lang kami.

Sec. Tiago: Ay siya, maiwan ko muna kayo.

Narrator: Sec. Damaso went to another area of the dining hall to boast on his achievement.

Narrator: After a while Dr. Ibarra arrives at the party

Sec. Tiago: Narito nap ala ang henyong bata

Crisostomo: Magandang gabi pos a inyong lhat, sana po’y wag kayong mailing sa akin ay ngalan kop o ay Juan Crisostomo Ibarra.  [Audio: Turkish March piano and Violin]

Narrator: Crisostomo interacted with the people attending. Many thank him for creating the TB Vaccine and some are in awe of hisperence, then he met Sec. Damaso an old friend of his father Atty. Rafael.

Crisisotomo: Diba po ay dati ay lagi kayong kasama ng aking ma at matalik kayong kaibigan?

Sec. Damaso: Kahit kalian ay hinndi ko nagging kaibigan ang ama mo.

Narrator: PDEA Dr. Guevarra interrupterd the conversation

PDEA Dr. Guevarra: Naging kaibigan ko ang iyong ama sa pagsugpo sa corruption, isa syang maranmgal na tao.

Crisostomo: Kahit papaano pala’y may totoong kaibigan ang aking ama.

Sec. Tiago: Handa na ang hapunan.

The VIPs went to a special and elegant long table with fancy designs. Mayor of manila, Sibyla and Sec. Damaso went to the same spot, the head of the table.

Mayor Sibyla: Ah! Dapat siguro kayo ang umupo rito dahil kayo ang DOH Secretary at nakakatanda.

Sec. Damaso: Ikaw na dahil unang una hindi pa ako matanda at ikalawa ikaw ang mayor ng siyudad na ito.

Mayor: Kung yun ang inyong utos.

Sec. Damaso: Wala akong inuutos! [Audio: Silent]

Angrily he went to another seat

[Audio: For the elise]

Narrator: the dishes arrived and distributed among the VIPs. Hungry stomach went wild, but one didn’t which is the secretary of Department of Health

Secretary Damaso: Anak ng pu…. [audiofx:Cruisehip Horn] I’m allergic to this, change this water!! [angry shouted]

Crisostomo tells how he misses the Philippines, how the long journey of research and clinical trial went. But the most important part is

Crisostomo: ang pag asenso ng ibang bansa ay wala sa yaman nito ngunit sa pagnanais ng namamahala sa pagsilbihang ang mga tao hindi ang sarili

Narrator: Secretary Damaso gets offended and he went engaged inside his mind [audiofx: Boiling kettle sound]

Secretary Damaso: Nawalan ako ng gana aalis na ako, ayoko ng mayabang na kasabay kumain, akala mo kung sino!

Secretary Damaso left the celebration, really hot headed [audiofx: Loudfoot steps]

 

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