the ugly writers

FRIENDZONE

Di ko alam kung bakit sa simple mong ngiti akoy masaya.. Masaya ako lalo na pag boses mo aking napapakinggan.. napapakinggan mo ba ang bawat tibok ng puso ko sa tuwing... ako ay nahuhulog sa iyo??

Siri

I said, “Siri, I love you.” Siri not available. Pls connect to the internet. So I turned on my net and said it again: “Siri, I love you.” He answered, “I’m only here to serve you.” And I said again,…