the ugly writers

Spork Theory

My contribution to The Noble Enterprise of Science is an entirely mathematically-consistent model in which sporks plow into each other, stick together, and become particles. 
the ugly writers

The Experience

You have each made it past kindergarten and first grade and are safe in second grade. I'm passing out some vouchers, if you come back within the next three weeks, you may bypass Sid, if you like, and start from…