Andrew P Grell

Andrew Paul Grell is, at 59, an emerging writer. He has always used writing as part of his advocacy for the alternative transportation and energy components of environmentalism, steadfastly chipping away until his editorial in Town and Village and his hounding of a City Council candidate combined to finally legalize electric bikes in New York City. He is now trying to develop a little style and polish and is diving into the literary pit with the rest of the vipers.

INCOMPATIBLE

Obviously, this had happened before.  Tojo had a score of puffer fish in a thermal bag in 45 seconds and refused payment of any kind.  Too bad, under other circumstances, it might have been fun to take something out in trade with the old salt.

Spork Theory

My contribution to The Noble Enterprise of Science is an entirely mathematically-consistent model in which sporks plow into each other, stick together, and become particles. 

The Experience

You have each made it past kindergarten and first grade and are safe in second grade. I’m passing out some vouchers, if you come back within the next three weeks, you may bypass Sid, if you like, and start from here in the break room